@Servatory is a semi-anonymous twitter account from which I tweet various dumb stuff having to do with waiting tables.
@Roostafarian is my regular twitter. I use it to say dumb stuff about everything.
Below is my instagram. On this site, it's set up to show you the latest post that I've tagged as a #Roosover, a series of silly voiceover comic/cartoons I post roughly once a whenever. If you'd like to see more of them, or see my regular photos of food and palm trees, click here!